The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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