we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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