"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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