Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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