i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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