Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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