Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
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My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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