Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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