this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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