I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
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Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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