you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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