You're completely useless in the revolution.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
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We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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