Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
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He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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