Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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