11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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