Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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