I bet he comes in French.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
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I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
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