Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
is it fun? or sober?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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