Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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