Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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