Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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