did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
how does that bad decision feel?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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