Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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