I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I skipped work to stalk him.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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