Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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