yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Everything about him screamed your future.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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