New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
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You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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