like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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