Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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