after a month anything with tits is on the radar
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
How many fucks given?
0.12846
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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