'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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