what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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