Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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