Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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