I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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