You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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