And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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