shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
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I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize