i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
your like the ambassador to my penis.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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