3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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