Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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