I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize