no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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