I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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