Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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