Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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