and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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