All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
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Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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