if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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