i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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