WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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