My brain says no but my pants say off.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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