Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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