Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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